How to become famous without anyone knowing about it
Part 1
First, I was born
Then watching porn
All day long
And after that
Using complex math
I created a metal band
With two guitars
But without bass
Let the noise take its place
Plus one drum
And a borrowed mic
We were ready for the strike
We started searching for band's name
Only thing that kept us from the fame
It has to be weird
And unique
But strong like a brick
"Sacrifice"?!
Or "Fair Play"?!
Maybe "Excore"?!
No, it'll be:
Panonski Sindrom
Now that band got its killing name
Nothing could stop us from the fame
Part 2
Gigs started
We were playing all around
We drilled people's ears
With our smashing sound
Part 3
…and everyone liked us
Except for the audience
We were the greatest
That was so obvious
Yeah, that was so obvious
Part 4
We tamed the silence
Playing like tyrants
And creating violence
Which disturbed the Force's balance
Did people lose their fucking minds
Or were they just totally blind
Not able to see how great we were and are
That's what made us the most unstable so far
But at the end, was it in vain?
Was it all in vain?!
To quit or not?!
We were ambivalent
‘Cause we didn't get
Any fucking fame
Lately I've got a weird feeling
Maybe it's time to stop screaming
And start nicely singing
Cause now it's time for mainstreaming
We'll start to sing
Fame to bring
(like a nightingale)
Created in partnership with the Canadian noisemakers, the late legend's final collaborative LP enshrines his ability to lift joint ventures into otherworldly territory. Bandcamp Album of the Day Nov 8, 2021